i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Originally by FUFU*Permission granted by the artist to translate & repost
I absolutely love the end result.
i can’t believe i watched that
i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise
German photographer Birk Möbius captured a photo of lightning striking a plane inside a rainbow. Source