remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though
those were the fucking funniest parts
the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes
Stan accurately represents the way I feel at school.
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
How Kady was born
One of the funniest scenes from My Wife & Kids. LOL
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
realest shit ever.