why hello there
reblog my asstree goddamnit
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:
When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”
Medieval women were BAMFs.
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
DEFINITELY doing this in my classroom
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
Today on my flight from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to Abu Dhabi, UAE a man came on board with four falcons as his carryon luggage. Ends up they got their own seats (three to be exact). #GulfLife #ThisCan’tBeReal
WTF THA AINT COOL
STOPPP THEY HAVE LITTLE HELMETS
Those helmets are there to keep them from flying off and hurting themselves and anyone! And Abu Dabi are known to have the best avian vet clinic in the world and falconing is very prized there.
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
ash ketchum you are a legitimate dumb fuck
im tired of people using god to justify their prejudice
Leviticus is a list of old laws that were never relevant after its time period so when people pull Leviticus to back banning gay marriage just remind them Jesus said nothing about gay marriage but he exclusively condemned divorce.
Thank you for that ^^^^
The thing that pisses me off most about people calling on Leviticus (at least Christians.) is that they are old laws that were supposedly put into place to punish us for our sins thus far. When Jesus died to cleanse us of our sins, it wasn’t just about our future sins and the ability to ask for absolution…. but to be free of our previous sins. So, a Christian quoting the old laws is like saying… Sorry Jesus, your sacrifice just wasn’t good enough because it doesn’t allow me to justify my hate and want to torment someone else because I personally disagree with it. (which is the God Damnedest sin.)
This brings my rant to one of the golden rules that we as Christians claim to live by. “Thou shalt not use MY name in vain.”
That doesn’t mean “Jesus Christ! Oops, don’t use his name in vain, LoL!” It means don’t use God to justify your hate mongering. It means don’t claim God hates this or that or allows you to hurt others because you say he does.
The hugely common misinterpretation of this pisses me off to no end because it’s an incredibly insulting, OBVIOUS misinterpretation of it to please one’s self.
I am an atheist and I approve of this message.
I am a Christian and I approve the SHIT out of this message.
BTW Leviticus also forbids tattoos but that never stopped most of the Christians from getting inked so… Why pissing people off over their love and rights!
Funniest part, Divorce and Premarital sex ARE still sins, yet these people protesting gay marriage are still doing it.