Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking
Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?
i drew this like 203763 years ago
Anonymous asked: omg yes- thats what it was based off of! so you think you could write it? thatd be so awesome! but just think of john giving him this look when he walks through the door like a child who just got mud on thier good trousers and has to tell mom
Sherlock walked through the door, eyes cast downwards to the floor. Sooner or later John was bound to find out, and he would prefer to get it over with immediately. The embarrassment was almost too much to handle. He didn’t have to look, but he knew the exact moment John had spotted him. The badly suppressed giggle told him enough.
"Yes, I went to a tanning place," Sherlock drawled, trying to maintain some dignity. As much dignity as anyone orange could have.
"I can see that," John said, still trying his best not to laugh. "But tell me something, Sherlock…"
"What?" Sherlock snapped, lookng up to see John redfaced from holding in his laugh.
"Was that place… the sun?"
BB WRITIN THINGS
Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.